tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70406444525905227732024-03-13T13:42:32.454-07:00The Green Giants TalesThe BeginningGreen Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-52167057285174927502011-11-13T18:31:00.001-08:002011-11-28T21:02:26.319-08:00Back Into BloggingHey Everybody,<br />
I suppose I will get back into blogging, it was a fun little distraction. Me and my Fiance have made a new blog for our wedding and engagement stories audreyandjason.wordpress.com. Well as I said before I was going to review all the new 'toys' I got here. I recently (and by recently I mean a few months) got a HTC Sensation, it's a really cool phone, very quick, but like every other HTC the battery dies pretty quickly. Screen has great resolution, very responsive due to the dual core snap dragon 1.2Ghz processor, 756Mb RAM, and 1GB internal storage for apps and whatever else needs to go on the phone itself, unlimited storage for texts, and still very responsive until you get into the 800 text messages region which is awesome. Camera is 10Megapixels which is good enough for taking pictures without making it look like it was taken with a phones camera which is cool. The front facing camera is 2Megapixels good enough for small tasks just nothing that you really need to zoom in for. All in all I'm really happy with it, and my fiance actually just got one for herself too which is pretty cool. We had to get cases for our phones so we didn't mix it up haha. We love the phone though and sure do hope that we will have it for a while.<br /><br />
Till Next time which hopefully won't be too long. I'm out. Peace.Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-44538839875422737332011-06-26T23:33:00.000-07:002011-06-26T23:36:14.154-07:00A little political intrigue<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'courier new'; "><span style="font-family: 'courier new'; font-size: 16px; text-align: left; ">I am not one for politics but the debt ceiling is just out of control, we need to do something about this, and this looks like it would get some attention. Please sign this petition. </span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'courier new'; "><span style="font-family: 'courier new'; font-size: 16px; text-align: left; "><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'courier new'; "><span style="font-family: 'courier new'; font-size: 16px; text-align: left; ">The rest of this is from Rand Paul KY Republican.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'courier new'; "><span style="font-family: 'courier new'; font-size: 16px; text-align: left; "><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'courier new'; "><span style="font-family: 'courier new'; font-size: 16px; text-align: left; ">Fellow American,<br /><br />There is something wrong with a government that adds over $4.1 BILLION to its national debt <u>every day</u>.<br /><br />Spending is out of control!<br /><br /><u>Our federal deficit now stands at $1.5 trillion</u>.<br /><br />And our national debt is a staggering $14.3 trillion.<br /><br />This ball and chain dragging down our economy burdens every American -- including children -- with $45,000 in obligations!<br /><br />And you know what Obama is proposing as the solution?<br /><br />Raising the debt ceiling without a single cut!<br /><br />Trust me that I am doing everything I can to fight the foolish notion that adding debt will solve the deficit.<br /><br />But it’s only the first round in the battle to rein in the federal behemoth.<br /><br /><strong>The real question is:</strong> Will you settle for nickel-and-dime cuts?<br /><br /><u>OR do you want to see REAL cuts and an END to unconstitutional spending</u>?<br /><br />If you want real cuts, I need you to sign my "Cut Federal Spending petition" right away.<br /><br />I'll give you a link in a moment, but I want you to know just how much I need your help.<br /><br />You see, I’m not here to compromise.<br /><br /><u>I came to Washington to fight for our future</u>.<br /><br />Of course, we need a balanced budget amendment to the constitution, which I and 46 other GOP Senators sponsored earlier this year.<br /><br />But we also need something very few in Washington seem willing to do. Real spending cuts. Right now.<br /><br />And it starts with my <u>Cut Federal Spending Act (S. 162)</u> to cut our current budget by <strong>$500 billion</strong>.<br /><br /><u>That's right, I have introduced a concrete plan to cut half a trillion dollars right now from our bloated, job-killing federal budget</u>.<br /><br />Without this monumental step, the government will only have two options.<br /><br />Neither option is pretty and both involve harm to you and your family.<br /><br />The first option is the government will raise the debt ceiling and print even more money -- a lot more.<br /><br />This sort of reckless printing will drive inflation through the roof, destroying the value of your paycheck and hard-earned savings.<br /><br /><u>The second option hits home hard by crushing America with massive tax hikes on small businesses, seniors and working folks</u>.<br /><br />I’m sure you can see why business-as-usual is not a desirable course of action.<br /><br />But if you and I are going to put a stop to out-of-control spending, debt and oppressive taxation, I'm going to need your help FORCING Congress to take action.<br /><br />You see, the Cut Federal Spending Act will not pass on my shoulders alone.<br /><br />So take a stand with me for real cuts in government spending by signing the <a href="http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/6201040:9126736422:m:1:234773523:7D5CB456046528B90A4C858BD22D86A2" target="_blank" avglsprocessed="1" style="color: rgb(28, 81, 168); "><strong>Cut Federal Spending Petition</strong></a> here.<br /><br />With your signed petition and support, RAND-PAC will focus the frustrations of millions of Americans just like you.<br /><br />Together we will smash through the barriers standing between us and constitutional government.</span><br /><br /><center><a href="http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/6201040:9126736422:m:1:234773523:7D5CB456046528B90A4C858BD22D86A2" target="_blank" avglsprocessed="1" style="color: rgb(28, 81, 168); "><img width="650" height="125" alt="" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; " /></a></center><br /><span style="font-family: 'courier new'; font-size: 16px; text-align: left; ">The writing on the wall is clear.<br /><br />Americans are demanding an end to the wasteful and unconstitutional programs destroying our economy.<br /><br />But unless you and I continue to make it clear to Congress that they MUST deal with this crisis, the establishment will continue to hide from the truth.<br /><br />You and I need to make it clear they've got two choices:<br /><br /><u>Vote to massively reduce spending or pay the price in 2012</u>.<br /><br />Congress saw the strength of the Tea Party movement in November, but it will mean nothing if you and I let up now.<br /><br />Right now there are bills from both parties that only reduce spending by a fraction, and even more bills to spend more.<br /><br />Our ship is sinking and while water continues to flow in, these big government politicians want to splash out a drop when we need to start heaving out buckets!<br /><br />They just don't get it.<br /><br /><u>And they think you can be appeased with tough talk and fancy rhetoric with little-or-no action</u>.<br /><br />Well, their tricks aren't going to work on me.<br /><br />And I know they won't work on you either.<br /><br />Departments and programs beyond the constitutional authority of the federal government either need to be eliminated or handled by the states.<br /><br />Industries should handle their own research and development rather than be propped up artificially through subsidies out of taxpayer pockets.<br /><br />This out-of-control spending must stop now.<br /><br />Will you take the first step now by signing the RAND-PAC <a href="http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/6201040:9126736422:m:1:234773523:7D5CB456046528B90A4C858BD22D86A2" target="_blank" avglsprocessed="1" style="color: rgb(28, 81, 168); "><strong>Cut Federal Spending Petition</strong></a>?<br /><br /><center><a href="http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/6201040:9126736422:m:1:234773523:7D5CB456046528B90A4C858BD22D86A2" target="_blank" avglsprocessed="1" style="color: rgb(28, 81, 168); "><img width="650" height="125" alt="" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; " /></a></center><br />Your petition will make it clear to your senators that you believe federal spending is a major problem and it must be drastically cut now.<br /><br />Specifically, my Cut Federal Spending Act reduces funding for the:<br /><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Department of Agriculture by over $42 billion.</p><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Department of Transportation by over $42 billion.</p><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Department of Energy by over $27 billion.</p><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Department of Health and Human Services by over $26 billion.</p><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* TSA by almost $1 billion.</p><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Housing and Urban Development entirely, excluding veteran housing programs.</p><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Department of Justice by over $9 billion.</p><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Department of State by over $20 billion.</p><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Additional departments and programs bringing the total to $500 billion.</p>My proposal is accomplished entirely without touching Social Security or Medicare, and believe it or not, still leaves 85% of government funding in place.<br /><br />So don't let anyone tell you we are "gutting" spending, we are just bringing a piece of sanity back to Washington.<br /><br />But none of this will happen without your support.<br /><br /><strong><a href="http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/6201040:9126736422:m:1:234773523:7D5CB456046528B90A4C858BD22D86A2" target="_blank" avglsprocessed="1" style="color: rgb(28, 81, 168); ">Your signed petition</a></strong> will enable RAND-PAC to lead the fight in forcing a vote on this crucial legislation.<br /><br /><u>In fact, RAND-PAC has plans to reach over 3 million like-minded conservatives in the next 90 days to garner support for the Cut Federal Spending Act</u>.<br /><br />I will reach out to these individuals through email, internet ads, mail -- and even TV and radio ads if funds permit.<br /><br />I will collect hundreds of thousands of signed petitions, just like the one I hope you will sign today.<br /><br /><u>Unfortunately, contacting that many Americans isn't cheap</u>.<br /><br />In fact, with increases in postage and cost of printing due to inflation of the money supply, it can get really expensive.<br /><br />That's why I need you to make a generous contribution of $50, $100, $250 or more to RAND-PAC after <a href="http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/6201040:9126736422:m:1:234773523:7D5CB456046528B90A4C858BD22D86A2" target="_blank" avglsprocessed="1" style="color: rgb(28, 81, 168); "><strong>signing your petition</strong></a>.<br /><br />If that is too much right now, please consider chipping in at least $10 or $25.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/6201040:9126736422:m:1:234773523:7D5CB456046528B90A4C858BD22D86A2" target="_blank" avglsprocessed="1" style="color: rgb(28, 81, 168); "><img width="650" height="125" alt="" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; " /></a></center><br />Your donation will enable RAND-PAC to create the momentum necessary to pass the Cut Federal Spending Act (S. 162).<br /><br />I know you are sick and tired of the direction our country is headed.<br /><br />And I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that you are not alone in your frustration.<br /><br /><u>It's time to put an end to</u>:<br /><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Subsidies and bailouts that artificially prop up industries, stifle competition and kill jobs.</p><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Departments the federal government has no constitutional authority to run. These programs should be left to the states to handle.</p><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Wasteful and unnecessary spending in various departments.</p><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 70px; ">* Spending $1 million, let alone $1.5 trillion, more than we bring in.</p>If you agree, <a href="http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/6201040:9126736422:m:1:234773523:7D5CB456046528B90A4C858BD22D86A2" target="_blank" avglsprocessed="1" style="color: rgb(28, 81, 168); "><strong>stand with me by clicking here to sign the Cut Federal Spending petition now</strong></a>.<br /><br />And after you sign your petition, please make a donation of $50, $100, $250 or more to RAND-PAC.<br /><br />But if that is too much, even chipping in with $10 or $25 will make an impact.<br /><br />Your donation will be instrumental in uniting the millions of Americans necessary to pass the Cut Federal Spending Act.<br /><br />It's time to put an end to wasteful and unconstitutional government spending.<br /><br />And it all starts today when you <a href="http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/6201040:9126736422:m:1:234773523:7D5CB456046528B90A4C858BD22D86A2" target="_blank" avglsprocessed="1" style="color: rgb(28, 81, 168); "><strong>sign the Cut Federal Spending petition by clicking here</strong></a>.<br /><br />I know I can count on you.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><img width="225" height="73" alt="" /><br />Rand Paul (R-KY)<br />U.S. Senator<br /><br /><p style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16px; margin-left: 50px; ">P.S. Our government's spending is out of control.<br /><br /><u>Our national debt is at $14.3 trillion and grows by over $4.1 billion per day</u>!<br /><br />In fact, Obama is proposing raising the debt ceiling without making a single spending cut!<br /><br />But I am leading the fight along with RAND-PAC to see to it that government spending is reduced through my Cut Federal Spending Act.<br /><br />And I want to invite you to be among the first to stand with me and RAND-PAC by signing the <a href="http://paracom.paramountcommunication.com/ct/6201040:9126736422:m:1:234773523:7D5CB456046528B90A4C858BD22D86A2" target="_blank" avglsprocessed="1" style="color: rgb(28, 81, 168); "><strong>Cut Federal Spending petition by clicking here</strong></a>.<br /><br /><u>After you sign the petition, I hope you will make a donation to RAND-PAC of $50, $100, $250 or more</u>.<br /><br />If that is too much, please consider chipping in just $10 or $25 today.<br /><br />Your donation will be vital in reaching the millions of Americans like you who are fed up with out-of-control federal spending.<br /><br />Thank you for your support.</p></span></span></div>Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-57167528558584716552010-10-26T22:56:00.001-07:002010-10-26T22:56:40.355-07:00Updates On My Life w/More to come.<h1>New TOYS!!!</h1> <blockquote> <h5 align="justify">I recently have gotten new toys that have been keeping me pretty busy. One of those being a PS3 when it’s not at my girlfriends house. I have several games for that, favorite so far is Ghost-Recon 2: Advanced Warfighter. Awesome game, makes you focus on strategy, getting around corners without getting wholes dotted throughout your body, and working with your other members in your group to make sure they go to the right place and are in the correct firing position and everything to not get pelted themselves. Strategy first person shooter very fun, and realistic. </h5> </blockquote> <blockquote> <h5 align="justify">The other new toy I got…well not necessarily a new toy but another game that has kept me busy is Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty, just plain awesome storyline, graphics are fantastic and the new units and levels are amazingly fresh and nothing like I expected</h5> </blockquote> <h1>School</h1> <blockquote> <h5 align="justify">I also enrolled in school which is a hilarious story on its own, but because I haven’t updated in so long I’m trying to catch you all up very quickly. So here’s the story in a nutshell *breaths in deep* A week before school deadline for enrollment I decided I wanted to go to school. So day 1 I file my application, day 2 I do financial aid, day 3 I get my student information filled out the required school information. Then I waited for that to be done, day 7 I selected my classes and I was enrolled in school. That was an adventure. </h5> <h5 align="justify">At the moment I am only enrolled in 1 class HTML, XHTML, and Dynamic HTML is what I’ll be learning about. It’s a good preview into the programming side of computer science which is the degree that I’ll probably end up going for, I want to take a hardware class which will give me the troubleshooting and hardware knowledge side of things. Which is what I originally though I was more interested in, however the programming side is becoming more and more interesting and challenging (which I am loving the challenge and satisfaction of solving a problem). For now I will stick with what I have and see where it takes me. </h5> </blockquote> <h1>Girlfriend</h1> <blockquote> <p align="justify">The third and most importantly is my new found social and love life. My cute girlfriend and soon to be fiancé and future wife to be who will be referred to as Audgie. I spend a lot of time with her, watching movies, talking, going out to eat, cooking wonderful home cooked meals, and trying to get in as much time with our friends as possible, cause it is so fun to spend time with her. I’ll give a link to her blog when I get one *hint hint* <img style="border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none" class="wlEmoticon wlEmoticon-winkingsmile" alt="Winking smile" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_2KZ1_Exs85I/TMe_FwRG1_I/AAAAAAAAEfQ/_oPIn7D3L4Y/wlEmoticon-winkingsmile%5B2%5D.png?imgmax=800" /> hehe. </p> <p align="justify"> </p> <p align="justify">Until my next post I will leave you with this so far and hope to see much more of you all in the near future.</p></blockquote> Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-74968681878528899122010-07-14T00:47:00.000-07:002010-07-14T00:49:05.890-07:00Star Wars Subway Car<p>This is an absolute must watch for any Star Wars fan at all out there. Do it, you won't regret it. Oh...btw...hi, long time no talk to...uh...yea...see ya later.</p><p>http://youtu.be/J5gCeWEGiQI?hd=1 </p>Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-48547389129709778322010-01-15T07:14:00.001-08:002010-01-15T07:16:46.110-08:00<div>I don't know what there is that I can write in this blog to add to this next post. I never did know what the benefits of IPV6 would be, I didn't think it was really possible to run out of ip addresses but i suppose it could happen with as many devices that we have that need IP addresses now. Cell phones, bluetooth devices, laptops, ebook readers, the list goes on and on. Anyway read this awesome story and don't die laughing. ROFL!!</div><div><br /></div><a href="http://www.vanginderachter.be/2005/the-days-of-ipv4/">http://www.vanginderachter.be/2005/the-days-of-ipv4/</a>Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-75397868829505798552009-12-30T16:56:00.001-08:002009-12-30T17:22:25.138-08:00Alright ladies and gents!!<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style=" line-height:115%;Georgia","serif";font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Well, I don't update my blog much...O.K. not at all. Let me just give you a timeline on how my life has gone for the last little bit. I started getting a headache Sunday night, and then it began. It started out as a bit of stomach ache, still had my headache, then I got a sore throat, then a cough, and then a fever all on Monday night, that day sucked, minus my girlfriend taking care of me and being there for comfort :) so lucky to have her around, well needless to say I didn't end up going to work that day. Tuesday was also terrible a continued stomach ache, still had my headache, sore throat, cough, and then a fever of like 101.5 degrees ouch! Well Wednesday I was feeling pretty good so I went out with some friends. Thursday had a cough and sore throat, Friday same thing, and as well as Saturday. Sunday went to take care of my girlfriend who had gotten this sickness from me when she had seen me, it hit her on Saturday, meanwhile at the old homestead my whole family had gotten sick from this and they got taken down on Thursday and most are still down with it</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">. So we come to Monday I started the day off with strep, what a wonderful start, and ended it with headache, strep, cough, and a fever. What a wonderful combination. Tuesday I of course have all those same things, and got to lie around all day in pain trying to swallow. Also note to self do not accidentally swallow salt water with baking soda in it, it makes you puke, all sorts of unhappy things. Come today I go to the dr get a prescription to rid this thing from my body hope it works it’s just some penicillin. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style=" line-height:115%;Georgia","serif";font-family:";"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style=" line-height:115%;Georgia","serif";font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Then besides that, obviously I have gotten a girlfriend and if you read my last post you wouldn’t have been able to tell I would’ve ended up with one eh? Hehe. An amazing woman and I am a very lucky guy.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height:115%"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">On another note, I should be turning in my mission papers very soon, it is taking a little bit extra to pay off the debt and has extended my deadline by a bit bishop is aware of the extension and I am not aware of any problems that will cause any problems. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="line-height:115%"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">The basement is almost finished which means a renter can come in and pay for use of the basement which will help my family get on track for paying things off and stabilizing the economy. Ha-ha! Well this should provide as a very nice update.</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></p>Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-76888517931687238732009-10-16T23:18:00.000-07:002009-10-16T23:33:14.055-07:00An Update on my lifeThis is generally short cause I can make it short. First, I applied for a manager position at work, I didn't get it. Second, girls are problematic and cause many feelings, avoid them. Third, I hate my work schedule. <div><br /></div><div>They are actually making me work Halloween, and Thanksgiving. I work for bank of america so i'm not that surprised but it's just plain ridiculous. </div><div><br /></div><div>Yay!! Life sucks then you die. What you gonna do about it.</div>Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-24452018770313028892009-06-27T23:08:00.000-07:002009-06-27T23:10:22.596-07:00Funny!!<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I thought i would put this up here seeing as how i thought it was hilarious.</span></i><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic">A blonde walks into a bank in New York City</span> and asks for the loan Officer.<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;background: white"><br /></span> She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;background:white"><br /></span> The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;background:white"><br /></span> The loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;background:white"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt; background:white"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">She has the Title, and everything checks out.</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">The blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 Loan.</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"> An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"> bank's underground garage and parks it there.</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Interest, which comes to $15.41.</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family: "Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">The loan officer says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had your</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt; font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"> </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">The blonde replies, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">For two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?'</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"> </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><br /></span><span style="font-family:"Comic Sans MS";mso-bidi-font-style:italic">AT LAST, a smart blonde joke!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt"> </span></p></i></div>Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-66859366903339889972009-06-26T22:55:00.001-07:002009-06-27T23:11:18.904-07:00<div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Hi everyone, long time no update eh? hehe, Well, I don't know what to say, refinance didn’t go through screwing over plans for finishing the basement for a few months, and we're going to have to pay another fee for getting the house appraised which the guy said it would be able to go through so in good faith we paid for it and now it can't well that was almost $400 and now it's screwed up our whole financial system and now we've got things getting screwed over all over the place credit cards that we had figured would be fine because they were a month down the road aren't so good anymore. We had to resort to using credit just to survive this month borrowing money and the whole bit it's really irritating. Anyway I s'pose that's basically what I’ve been doing. </span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">On a happier note, I went up to Seattle to see my sister graduate with her master’s degree from Devry college and things are looking up for her, it's really cool. I came back on Friday night hung out with friends, went to work on Saturday and then went camping on Monday night with my friend we'll call him E-Man I don't know that sounds alright for now. That was awesome I love smores. </span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">:D </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span><o:p><span style=" line-height:115%;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Wednesday is when I found out that we were getting screwed with the refi on the house</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">, I hung out with some friends on Wednesday night and I ended getting upset for no reason with one of the friends for a silly reason. I just hope it all ends up okay. </span></span></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Thats my life up until now. I'll post another update tomorrow night about the way my mission is going. Til then </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:-webkit-monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Auf Wiedersehen</span></span></span></p></div>Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-81109070023082572892009-03-06T17:29:00.000-08:002009-03-06T17:33:29.784-08:00Beat the IRS<div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>I'm sure this isn't exactly what ya'll were expecting as a blog update but, i think its worthy.<br /></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.</strong><b><br /><br /><strong><span>The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.</span></strong><br /></b> </span></p></div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span></p> <div> </div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.</strong></span></p></div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span></p> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'</strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong> </strong><b><strong><span>Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. </span></strong></b></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong> </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.' </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong> </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk. </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>Are you okay?' the auditor asks. </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong> </strong></span></p></div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!' </strong></span></p></div> <span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>Don't Mess with Old People!!</strong><b><br /></b></span>Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-38576545843775601932009-02-10T14:44:00.001-08:002009-02-10T14:45:59.160-08:00Well, I guess I'll update my blog.Hey everybody, what do I say when it's been so freaking long? Theres not much to say really, I don't do any of that silly stuff like, play scattergories on your blog or something like that. Yea I know i'm boring, but what else can i say. I'm weird, crazy and tall, that last one should explain it all for you. anyway, thats all i care to say, all is well, same old same old, nothing new. ttyl. :)Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-81927249299147840362008-12-20T23:56:00.000-08:002008-12-21T00:02:48.095-08:00Confusion, Fear, and LimboI've been confused lately, I don't really know what it is that I'm waiting for. I know that I must learn to accept that God can provide and he does provide. Accepting that has been a lot more tough than I thought it would be. Basically I just hope that I can make a breakthrough in this thing we call life so I can move onto what I need to do.<br /><br />I'm stuck in Limbo, unable to move forward, stuck in time, re-living the past, not wanting to move forward, to afraid to move forward, unsure of what the future holds, too afraid of what the future holds, I know the past I know what I have done, I cannot say the same for the future. I don't know whats going to happen and it scares me.<br /><br />Well that's my whole soul, I just poured it all out.Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-91528388724215316852008-12-17T17:47:00.000-08:002008-12-17T17:54:40.343-08:00My thoughts on the YouTube "censorship"First, it's not outright censorship they are not remove swear words or prevent people from using them in their videos but instead they are demoting videos for having swear words in them. Why not just have them marked as having vulgarity or sexually themed videos? Instead it's just acting as if the videos don't exist and essentially removing them from lists on the site. They won't do the censorship thing outright but they will basically make them go 'underground'. They could do all sorts of things to make these videos unveiwable by those that don't want to see it.<br /><br />First make it so the display picture of the video does not include any sexually themed picture of the video.<br />Second just have it highlight a video or something to mark it as having vulgarity.<br /><br />Why not do any of that? I just think they're trying to remove the videos that would prevent them from making more money on the site.<br /><br />Anyway I think its ridiculous the way they are going about this.Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-41828616957623919642008-12-09T18:25:00.001-08:002008-12-09T18:25:58.911-08:00Youtube videoI've been thinking about putting up Youtube videos every now and then, but what shall I put in them? any ideas would be welcomed. :)Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-43634269490368306152008-12-08T20:59:00.000-08:002008-12-08T21:19:59.115-08:00An UPDATE FINALLY!!Well, to say the least its been a while. I Can't really say much as to why, I've been too lazy to do any blogging, I've been playing on World of Warcraft till i fall asleep and then waking up and going to work, coming home, playing other games till i fall asleep and then getting up and doing it all over again. I am looking for a new job or a new position at my current place of work as they are closing down my department, and until further notice there are no positions elsewhere so, I've thought about Comcast tech support, which reminds me i have to fill out an application...doing that now...brb...well i found the fruitless, stupid internet and making things complicated. So yes, looking for a new job, hopefully I will be able to apply at comcast and be successful this time and get free internet and full cable tv package. WOOT!!! I don't know what else there is to say except Good luck, let the purples drop, and hopefully let all your die rolls be 20!Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-23768854463058809722008-08-31T00:02:00.000-07:002008-08-31T00:07:47.937-07:00An awesome referenceSo when I was playing Exalted on Saturday night with some friends we were thinking about what we could do to bribe a 'god' a forest god to be specific, so we offer to put in a good word with the Unconquered Son, effectively the one in power 'The' God. A friend happens to mention that, you don't have that kind of connection with the UC (the unconquered son), my response is "Me and the UC go way back." "We are tight, like this" *Crosses fingers*, "I taught him everything he knows"<br /><br />Only some of people will get this reference and I think that I will have effectively killed Sam. :) Thanks for reading and perhaps committing suicide by some definitions.Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-74146429983117151122008-08-05T20:09:00.000-07:002008-08-05T20:16:54.273-07:00Not much, just a laugh at my RL.The rest of the basement is cleared out, and now we're going to work on figuring out how we're going to get it and the walk out finished. my hours at work are going back up to 40 a week. haha...maybe if I can get there on time, I might have a decent enough check to pay for things. Unlike Sam I don't have all these witty posts I could put up to make people laugh, I only have real life, which is really sad that people can look at my real life and laugh. We got a ping pong table. :D that's gonna be awesome, got all sorts of things happening hopefully they will happen quickly so I can get back to being lazy I liked that rather a lot. ;) Well that's pretty much it for now, hopefully I'll have more funny for you tomorrow. Talk to ya soon.Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-52090473107372985422008-08-03T17:30:00.000-07:002008-08-03T17:42:11.360-07:00I'm slackingI think I need to catch up to Nanti in posts, I am seriously lacking in posts and nobody cares. :( Rofl. But then again although I have a lot more time on the computer than Nanti does it would appear he gets done more than me. Tell me of your secret oh wise and masterful anti-time waster. I must know what you know, teach me master and I will eagerly learn of all your wise and profound knowledge.<br /><br />There's not much to tell.<br /><br />We have two thirds of the basement cleared out of all the junk and trash and we are now in the process of finishing that part. My room is finally getting 'real' carpeting in it, i'm excited. My room will be finished, it's going to take forever to get the carpet installed though. All of THREE weeks, that's right I said THREE WEEKS!!! After they measure the carpet, that's still an entire week away. A full month for carpeting to get done, isn't that a little bit ridiculous.<br /><br />The house is in our name now, we went yesterday to look for cars because the current car is completely crapping out, MPG of upwards 18 Mpg that is also a little bit ridiculous, we're moving up to a much better MPG which should be around low 30's city and mid 30's highway so we're pretty happy about that, I will know tomorrow if we got the car or not.<br /><br />Now about my mission. I am continuing of course and have a large movement of people looking to get me on my mission. Many people at work, a whole slew of people in my ward and what it would seem an even larger amount of friends eager to find out where I go. There's not much left to do. Just get my bishop to turn the papers in and I'll have a very short time left here. :) That will be an exciting time.<br /><br />I beleive that is all I have to catch everyone up on what is going on so I will leave you with that. Thanks for reading and dont have too much fun i get jealous.Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-56232387505013634212008-07-29T15:57:00.000-07:002008-07-29T16:01:27.257-07:00Time fliesWow, so long time no talk to yea? We sign the house papers tomorrow for the money. Not much that I remember about to tell, but hopefully this is the beginning of a new string of posts. Painting my room, gonna go carpet shopping relatively soon, and we may or may not be finishing the basement for renters i don't know whats going on with that just yet. we also may be getting a walk out on the north side of the house for the renters so they have their own entrance to the house. very interesting. anyway that's about it.Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-65289307607475077372008-06-19T17:08:00.000-07:002008-06-21T00:59:07.198-07:00So muchWow so much to tell. Ok so we moved the appraisal to Monday cause we really did have too much to do. Last night we got the paperwork for the house done and able to get all that finished and get the money to pay off several things. We got the cupboard doors replaced, so now just a little more electrical work to do and the cupboards and the garage and the last wall in the bathroom to be done. My room is primed and now I need carpet and need to paint which I'm trying to figure out what colors I want. I think red, white, and blue. Red and blue walls, white ceiling. Superman/Spider-Man colors, and a white ceiling to reflect the light back down and not make it too dark in the room. It's gonna be exciting when I'm finally finished, as it will be done so soon. :) Anyway that's my rant as far as what I've been up to.<br /><br />Edit: It would appear that the red/white/blue thing just isn't going to work out as it's truly far too much color and I just don't think it's necessary right now.Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-38162439555952296792008-06-17T19:03:00.001-07:002008-06-17T19:11:39.502-07:00Green Giants Bean HouseSo I've been working on helping my parents do some remodeling. Well tomorrow is the appraisal and we still have to do so much stuff and yet we're so close to getting everything finished. So I took tomorrow off and I'll be doing the electrical and getting that so we can pass for the appraisal/inspection type thing. That's pretty much the only thing we have left besides drill some cupboard doors back onto the kitchen cupboards. We want to sand, prime and paint them before putting them up but I doubt that will happen as we're short on time anyway. I'm taking a break right now because my toe is killing me when I walk forward. Well I suppose that this is about it for this blog post. I'll let ya'll know how it went when I do my next post tomorrow evening. TTFN :)Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7040644452590522773.post-81012398062698529582008-06-16T21:08:00.001-07:002008-06-16T21:12:37.552-07:00My first string bean. YEA!!This is the beginning of a very interesting journey, as string beans have no means of travel. I am what is sometimes called the Green Giant as I am 6'6" tall flat footed. These entries I will entire my string beans for they are my children (Not really but I think it is interesting).Green Gianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14427905109284312994noreply@blogger.com1