Hi everyone, long time no update eh? hehe, Well, I don't know what to say, refinance didn’t go through screwing over plans for finishing the basement for a few months, and we're going to have to pay another fee for getting the house appraised which the guy said it would be able to go through so in good faith we paid for it and now it can't well that was almost $400 and now it's screwed up our whole financial system and now we've got things getting screwed over all over the place credit cards that we had figured would be fine because they were a month down the road aren't so good anymore. We had to resort to using credit just to survive this month borrowing money and the whole bit it's really irritating. Anyway I s'pose that's basically what I’ve been doing.

On a happier note, I went up to Seattle to see my sister graduate with her master’s degree from Devry college and things are looking up for her, it's really cool. I came back on Friday night hung out with friends, went to work on Saturday and then went camping on Monday night with my friend we'll call him E-Man I don't know that sounds alright for now. That was awesome I love smores. :D

Wednesday is when I found out that we were getting screwed with the refi on the house, I hung out with some friends on Wednesday night and I ended getting upset for no reason with one of the friends for a silly reason. I just hope it all ends up okay.

Thats my life up until now. I'll post another update tomorrow night about the way my mission is going. Til then Auf Wiedersehen

Beat the IRS

I'm sure this isn't exactly what ya'll were expecting as a blog update but, i think its worthy.

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.

I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

Don't Mess with Old People!!

Well, I guess I'll update my blog.

Hey everybody, what do I say when it's been so freaking long? Theres not much to say really, I don't do any of that silly stuff like, play scattergories on your blog or something like that. Yea I know i'm boring, but what else can i say. I'm weird, crazy and tall, that last one should explain it all for you. anyway, thats all i care to say, all is well, same old same old, nothing new. ttyl. :)

Confusion, Fear, and Limbo

I've been confused lately, I don't really know what it is that I'm waiting for. I know that I must learn to accept that God can provide and he does provide. Accepting that has been a lot more tough than I thought it would be. Basically I just hope that I can make a breakthrough in this thing we call life so I can move onto what I need to do.

I'm stuck in Limbo, unable to move forward, stuck in time, re-living the past, not wanting to move forward, to afraid to move forward, unsure of what the future holds, too afraid of what the future holds, I know the past I know what I have done, I cannot say the same for the future. I don't know whats going to happen and it scares me.

Well that's my whole soul, I just poured it all out.

My thoughts on the YouTube "censorship"

First, it's not outright censorship they are not remove swear words or prevent people from using them in their videos but instead they are demoting videos for having swear words in them. Why not just have them marked as having vulgarity or sexually themed videos? Instead it's just acting as if the videos don't exist and essentially removing them from lists on the site. They won't do the censorship thing outright but they will basically make them go 'underground'. They could do all sorts of things to make these videos unveiwable by those that don't want to see it.

First make it so the display picture of the video does not include any sexually themed picture of the video.
Second just have it highlight a video or something to mark it as having vulgarity.

Why not do any of that? I just think they're trying to remove the videos that would prevent them from making more money on the site.

Anyway I think its ridiculous the way they are going about this.

Youtube video

I've been thinking about putting up Youtube videos every now and then, but what shall I put in them? any ideas would be welcomed. :)

An UPDATE FINALLY!!

Well, to say the least its been a while. I Can't really say much as to why, I've been too lazy to do any blogging, I've been playing on World of Warcraft till i fall asleep and then waking up and going to work, coming home, playing other games till i fall asleep and then getting up and doing it all over again. I am looking for a new job or a new position at my current place of work as they are closing down my department, and until further notice there are no positions elsewhere so, I've thought about Comcast tech support, which reminds me i have to fill out an application...doing that now...brb...well i found the fruitless, stupid internet and making things complicated. So yes, looking for a new job, hopefully I will be able to apply at comcast and be successful this time and get free internet and full cable tv package. WOOT!!! I don't know what else there is to say except Good luck, let the purples drop, and hopefully let all your die rolls be 20!