Alright ladies and gents!!

Well, I don't update my blog much...O.K. not at all. Let me just give you a timeline on how my life has gone for the last little bit. I started getting a headache Sunday night, and then it began. It started out as a bit of stomach ache, still had my headache, then I got a sore throat, then a cough, and then a fever all on Monday night, that day sucked, minus my girlfriend taking care of me and being there for comfort :) so lucky to have her around, well needless to say I didn't end up going to work that day. Tuesday was also terrible a continued stomach ache, still had my headache, sore throat, cough, and then a fever of like 101.5 degrees ouch! Well Wednesday I was feeling pretty good so I went out with some friends. Thursday had a cough and sore throat, Friday same thing, and as well as Saturday. Sunday went to take care of my girlfriend who had gotten this sickness from me when she had seen me, it hit her on Saturday, meanwhile at the old homestead my whole family had gotten sick from this and they got taken down on Thursday and most are still down with it. So we come to Monday I started the day off with strep, what a wonderful start, and ended it with headache, strep, cough, and a fever. What a wonderful combination. Tuesday I of course have all those same things, and got to lie around all day in pain trying to swallow. Also note to self do not accidentally swallow salt water with baking soda in it, it makes you puke, all sorts of unhappy things. Come today I go to the dr get a prescription to rid this thing from my body hope it works it’s just some penicillin.

Then besides that, obviously I have gotten a girlfriend and if you read my last post you wouldn’t have been able to tell I would’ve ended up with one eh? Hehe. An amazing woman and I am a very lucky guy.

On another note, I should be turning in my mission papers very soon, it is taking a little bit extra to pay off the debt and has extended my deadline by a bit bishop is aware of the extension and I am not aware of any problems that will cause any problems.

The basement is almost finished which means a renter can come in and pay for use of the basement which will help my family get on track for paying things off and stabilizing the economy. Ha-ha! Well this should provide as a very nice update.

An Update on my life

This is generally short cause I can make it short. First, I applied for a manager position at work, I didn't get it. Second, girls are problematic and cause many feelings, avoid them. Third, I hate my work schedule.

They are actually making me work Halloween, and Thanksgiving. I work for bank of america so i'm not that surprised but it's just plain ridiculous.

Yay!! Life sucks then you die. What you gonna do about it.

Funny!!

I thought i would put this up here seeing as how i thought it was hilarious.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
The loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.
She has the Title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
The blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 Loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the
Interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had your
Business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
Little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'
The blonde replies, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car
For two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?'

AT LAST, a smart blonde joke!

Hi everyone, long time no update eh? hehe, Well, I don't know what to say, refinance didn’t go through screwing over plans for finishing the basement for a few months, and we're going to have to pay another fee for getting the house appraised which the guy said it would be able to go through so in good faith we paid for it and now it can't well that was almost $400 and now it's screwed up our whole financial system and now we've got things getting screwed over all over the place credit cards that we had figured would be fine because they were a month down the road aren't so good anymore. We had to resort to using credit just to survive this month borrowing money and the whole bit it's really irritating. Anyway I s'pose that's basically what I’ve been doing.

On a happier note, I went up to Seattle to see my sister graduate with her master’s degree from Devry college and things are looking up for her, it's really cool. I came back on Friday night hung out with friends, went to work on Saturday and then went camping on Monday night with my friend we'll call him E-Man I don't know that sounds alright for now. That was awesome I love smores. :D

Wednesday is when I found out that we were getting screwed with the refi on the house, I hung out with some friends on Wednesday night and I ended getting upset for no reason with one of the friends for a silly reason. I just hope it all ends up okay.

Thats my life up until now. I'll post another update tomorrow night about the way my mission is going. Til then Auf Wiedersehen

Beat the IRS

I'm sure this isn't exactly what ya'll were expecting as a blog update but, i think its worthy.

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.

I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

Don't Mess with Old People!!

Well, I guess I'll update my blog.

Hey everybody, what do I say when it's been so freaking long? Theres not much to say really, I don't do any of that silly stuff like, play scattergories on your blog or something like that. Yea I know i'm boring, but what else can i say. I'm weird, crazy and tall, that last one should explain it all for you. anyway, thats all i care to say, all is well, same old same old, nothing new. ttyl. :)